Distribution of kittens by DHCP
- Tie a leash to a kitten
- Run the kitten into the crowd
- When the owner is found, he will untie the kitten from the leash.
Distribution of kittens via HTTPS
- Do you need a kitten?
“Does he have a pedigree and a vaccination certificate?”
- There, here, look. And your passport, by the way, is not expired?
- No, he's just Moldavian. Is that a kitten?
- And what?
- And why does he have a German shepherd in his pedigree?
Distribution of kittens over TCP
- Hello.
- Hello.
- May I ask you some questions?
“You can, but not more than two at a time.”
- See a kitten?
- This one?
- Yes.
- I see.
- Want to take it for yourself?
- No. Any more questions?
- No.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Distribution of kittens over UDP
- Here is a kitten for you!
(the distributor pokes the kitten in his arms and runs away).
ICMP kittens distribution
meow
meow
meow
meow
0% voice loss
Distribution of kittens on BGP
“You don't need a kitten?”
- No. I recommend distributing in the market.
- Where is it?
- Right, the third turn to the left, and then ask someone. Or right now to the left and the third turn to the right, but there is a long traffic light.
Distribution of kittens by DHT / PEX
- Friends, please ask friends if any of them know a person whose neighbors need a kitten!
Distribution of kittens on SSH
- Dear, it seems that during our vacation someone got into our house!
- Horrible! Is anything missing?
- On the contrary, he threw us a kitten!
Distribution of kittens via CDN
- Granny, you still sit, distributing kittens! Extension and mine.
- Yes, it’s not a question, dear, one hundred rubles from you.
The author thanks N. and her pets for inspiration, as well as R. for betting.